Christian Pick-up Lines

lol.. I found these kinda lame but funny enough to pass on...enjoy!

1."Hey... nice bible."

2. "Is this pew taken?"

3. "I just don't feel called to celibacy."

4. "You are perfect, except with all the sin."

5. "When Moses struck the rock, water flowed from it like a river. I promise I will never strike you."

6. "You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you."

7. "So... I hear there’s gonna be a love offering tonight."

8. "The Word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'. So, how about dinner?"

9. "I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight."

10. "I believe one of my ribs belongs to you."

11. "I can be your Boaz."

12. "Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing"

13. "I would work 7 years for your sister... but I would work 7 more years for you."

14. "My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that’s his name."

15. "Are you cold? Ecclesiastes 4:11."

16. "Bible Gateway happens to be my homepage."

17. "Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?"

18. "My favorite species of vegetation is the church plant."

19. "Did I just have mud rubbed in my eyes?"

20. "Bathsheba had nothing on you"

21. ''You put the 'cute' back in persecution.''

22. "Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead"

23. "How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"

24. "How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?"

25. "If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard. I’m going to tear my clothes, get in my sackcloth and rub dust into my head.”

26. "Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles; I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people."

27. "So, my parents are home. You wanna come over?"

28. "Whoa! Let me remove my sandals before I come any closer."

29. "Let’s say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites"

30. "It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kind of soil."

31. "If I had to choose between a romantic date with you or a night out with the guys... I would sit at home and read my bible."

32. "Welcome to the christian family... the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other"

33. "I did a love tester on your name and mine.. it came back 'predestined' "

34. "If we were around with Noah... then you and me would be a pair."

35. "Let me sell you an indulgence, because it's a sin to look as good as you do."

36. "I’m not a big fan of your last name. But that’s cool, I can change that."

37. "Solomon had 700 wives. You can be my 2nd girlfriend. Bring your friends."

38. "I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net"."

39. "I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days"

40. “You. Me. Song of Songs: the remix."

41. "When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you."

42. "I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder"

43. "You make me feel all ecumenical."

44. "You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo."

45. "I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages."

46. "Have you died before? Because that looks like a resurrection body to me."

47. “You float my ark.”

48. "Do you need prayer? Because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you"

49. "As Shammah the son of Agee a Hararite protected the field of lentils, so I wish to protect you."

50. "If you were a leper, I would still hold your hand... even if it wasn’t attached."

51. "I would have asked you out to dinner, but I just put all my money in the offertory basket."

52. "You are a Galatians 5 fruit salad."

53. "I mentioned you in my testimony."

54. "Shotgun!"

55. "The perseverance of the saints is well illustrated by the amount of time I spend praying we end up together."

56. "I don’t speak in tongues, but I kiss that way."

57. "Didn't you sing to the shepherds when Jesus was born?"

58. “What’s your name and number so I can add you to my ‘prayer’ list?”

59. “Hi, my name is Will... God’s Will.”

60. “God was just showing off when He made you.”

61. “What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss"? (1 Cor 16:20b)”

62. “Do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?”